I swear to God, I've found the funniest parody of a Christmas song ever. Because I'm to lazy to copy and paste the lyrics, I'm just going to say that you should all go onto Youtube and look up 'achmed the dead terrorist' because it is the funniest thing I've ever heard.
In other news, it's two weeks till Christmas. I've been helping Mammy make the list of things to get me, but what I want, she doesn't think is suitable for a teenage girl. She doesn't understand that I might actually like to play guitar, and that nothing would please me more than to have a proper one. I mean, I'm buying my boyfriend one for his birthday (I've to pick it up tomorrow, we're going into town to the cinema, and I'll pick it up then for him!) but she doesn't think I'd actually want one. Thank God for HMV having a pretty open returns policy over Christmas, most if not all the cd's she'll buy me will be brought back and exchanged for ones I'd actually listen to. Can she not understand that I'd consider listening to Girls Aloud torture, it'd be worse than me making her listen to Velvet Revolver for even thirty seconds. I don't want to listen to songs that are about girls being raped and used by rappers, I don't want to listen to someone not being able to speak French. I'd much prefer to listen to someone singing about how they miss their dead family members (Helena - My Chemical Romance) or how their respective others can't understand them, but they're both willing to make it work. (Decode - Paramore)
Hopefully this Christmas wont suck as bad as previous ones, last year I was given a top that was age twelve. I was fourteen!
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